- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to get rid of only your own power

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

the power to get sick

the power to fail at life

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

the power to turn into nothing.

Pointless Super Powers