the power to get married

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The power to be dead

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to be powerless

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!