The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to repel women.

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The power to science.

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The power to plank

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the power to itch your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!