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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.
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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.
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The power to deep throat a giraffe!
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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load
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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.
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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.
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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother
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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal
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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock
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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.
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The useless power to write about useless powers...
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The power of women's rights.
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The power to transform into baby food.
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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.
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The ability to be invincible, but still die.
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt
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The power to eat nandos
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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Super-slowness
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.
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the power to relive the least important moments in history
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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!