The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power of minding your own business

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!