Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to have a super power,

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The power drown in water

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to kill yourself

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to live.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!