- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

The power to run Crysis.

The power to sleep if your not awake

The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to control your own limb movement

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

Pointless Super Powers