The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to predict the present

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to see forever

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The ability to hear fish.

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32% Levitation.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to pass out at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!