the power to see everyone as a tree

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to die, and you can only do it once.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to make a pint a gallon

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!