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the power to see everyone as a tree
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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.
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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind
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The power to die, and you can only do it once.
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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma
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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The power to make a pint a gallon
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the ability to do absolutely nothing
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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.
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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class
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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it
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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever
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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood
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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders
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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.
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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see
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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples
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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror
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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.
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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...
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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!