The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to change your emotions at will.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

The ability to levitate birds

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to display emotions at will

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!