- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The ability to die whenever you think of death.

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The power to not have a superpower

The power to burn the sun.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

The power to live forever but only in a coma.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The ability to never have to take a shit again

The power to crap without pissing.

The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

The power to not be funny

the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

The power to go hibernate at winter.

The power to have no power.

Pointless Super Powers