Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power to get married

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The power to be dead

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to do your homework.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to breathe

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!