the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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the power to shoot superman

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to be a dick.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!