The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to be a walrus

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Super-slowness

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!