- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to create powers

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

Third armpit.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

The power to die

The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to die when touching any form of light

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

The ability to become shit forever.

Pointless Super Powers