The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the powre to spel

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!