The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power of Grayskull.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power of being yourself

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!