The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

thumb_up thumb_down +86

ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

thumb_up thumb_down +82

the power to do two suicide bombings

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

thumb_up thumb_down +76

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

thumb_up thumb_down +74

the power to make bubles without soap

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to get hard at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +72

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

thumb_up thumb_down +38

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

thumb_up thumb_down +159

The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

thumb_up thumb_down +153

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

thumb_up thumb_down +133

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!