the power to see through windows

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Justin Bieber

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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To call me maybe

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to exhale clouds.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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the power to get in the van

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!