The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!