The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to be wrong

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!