Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!