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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)
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The power to kill yourself
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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan
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The power to have a atomic fart
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The power to not do it.
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The power to urinate in mouth.
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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!
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the power to jerk off
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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The power to die at will.
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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom
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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute
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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal
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The ability to clean
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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols
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the ability to kill yourself... twice
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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.
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having the same super powers as batman!
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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.
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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.
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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The power to shit brix, No wait.
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!