The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to read your own mind!

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!