the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to become black!

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!