The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to only see glass.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!