The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to create powers

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to like this power

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!