The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power... to read this

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The ability to not live forever

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to be super ugly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!