The ability to spit mouthwash

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to ignore useful information

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to self destruct

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!