The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to like this power

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to change races.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!