The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to change races.

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to die at will

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!