The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!