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The power to not get shit dick
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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma
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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed
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The power to smell poop
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.
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The power to get this. Do you get it?
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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.
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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer
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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.
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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.
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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to
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the power to breath through your skin.
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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)
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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March
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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside
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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.
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The ability to teach someone how to blink.
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the power to inhale and exhale air
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The power to die using only your mind.
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The power to troll.
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The ability to not be Batman
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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft
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Third armpit.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!