The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!