The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to not be funny

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!