The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to speak in Braille

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to have no superpower

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to morph into yourself

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

the power to have the remote come to you.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!