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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.
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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.
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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you
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The power to have a super power,
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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!
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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.
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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.
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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber
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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.
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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison
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The power to summon cops to arrest you
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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL
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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land
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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.
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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.
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The power to create powers
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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way
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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.
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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.
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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see
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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.
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The power to revive Hitler.
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the power to transform into a rock.
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The power to sexually attract whales
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!