The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to not do it.

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the power to melt your bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!