The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!