- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

the power to speak only in binary

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

The power to become black!

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to transform into a bronie

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

The power to communicate with sperm.

Pointless Super Powers