The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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to zap people but only yourself

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!