- Pointless Super Powers

Death at will

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

the ability to solve paradoxes

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to transform into baby food.

The ability to levitate birds

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The ability to change the color of your poop

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to have the remote come to you.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

the power to do sit on your couch all day

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!