Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power... to read this

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!