the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Just because you do not see and advert here, it does not mean it is not here... Moral: Dudu duduh dudududun... ALWAYS MORAL-COLA! (aka Moke in the brits) NOW IN LIGHT AND SUPERFAT EDITIONS! Order now for the special I am fagneto edition! TASTE THE FAGNETIC! Because if gay is your way, todays morals, support this way! Lesbian-Coke is out of stock, but pre-order now and receive a moral man offer: "the lesbian drunk party invite international live!" *porn music* Hurry up! Only 2 Billion tickets left! No wait... just 50 left!... no wait... 40... no 30... 29... you better hurry ladies! As much *free* booze you can drink! *The booze Is free, the entrance is free, but the payment to get out of the building depends on how much you drink, non payers will be graped and their sex pictures will be sold on the internet* *All lesbian sex pictures will be sold on the internet, grape is not allowed! Surprise sexy time is allowed though!* Moral-Cola!

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!