- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to take a s*** on people

the ability to kill yourself... twice

having the same super powers as batman!

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to clap 14 times a second

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

the ability to manually control your breathing

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

the power to instantly die

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to lock open doors

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to eat your poop

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to troll.

Pointless Super Powers