The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to live.

the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

Having the power to stand still

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

The useless power to write about useless powers...

Ladder hands.

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The power to circumcise yourself

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

Being able to fly in place.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!