The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to clean

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!