The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power to be a common person

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to go suicide

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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open up pickles glass

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!