The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power... to read this

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!