the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to predict the present

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to die

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!