- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to have no superpower

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to morph into yourself

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to die when you get scared.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

Pointless Super Powers