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The useless power to write about useless powers...
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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents
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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)
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The power to clap 14 times a second
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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.
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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old
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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power
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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti
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The power to Google "Google".
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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold
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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.
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the power to fart your way to the moon
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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.
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The power to lock open doors
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The power to have an indestructible tongue.
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.
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The power to exhale clouds.
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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key
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The power to vomit through your anus.
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The power to eat your poop
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The power to have a power thats a power
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!