- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make pointless superpowers

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The power to eat nandos

Having the power to stand still

The power to be dead

the power to remember th...

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to be half invisible

The power to be 6% fireproof

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

to power to do the bird is the word

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

Pointless Super Powers