The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!