The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power of self mind control

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!