- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to kill someone with a knife

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

being allergic to dairy and soy

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

Pointless Super Powers