power to fly...backwards.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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To call me maybe

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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the powre to spel

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to die

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to fax people with your mind

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to count to infinity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!