The power to bleed

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to be a normal human

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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shit and piss at the same time

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!