The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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To call me maybe

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!