The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to read this.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Justin Bieber

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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power to fly...backwards.

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to get arrested

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!