The power to die at will

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!