The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to itch your teeth

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to be dead

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to shrink boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!