The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

the power to speak only in binary

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to like this power

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!