- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to see through air.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

The power to turn your navel upside down

the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to survive at absolute zero

the power to finish an all you can eat

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to taste anything you smell.

Pointless Super Powers