- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

32% Levitation.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

Liam Brudenell

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

the power to not have super powers...

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

Pointless Super Powers