The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to like this power

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power... to read this

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!