- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

The power to make dead batteries appear.

the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to get rid of only your own power

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The power to see when people fart.

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

Shit bricks I love itttttt

cry acid tears

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

a power to turn liquid into goo!

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

Pointless Super Powers