power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to fly while under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!