The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to fart mace

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!