The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to set money on fire

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!