The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!