The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to like this power

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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the power to fax people with your mind

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!