The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!