The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!