- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The power to have a power

The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

The power to grow your nails longer

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

the power of being yourself

The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

32% Levitation.

The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to know where the beef is

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

Pointless Super Powers