the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to be powerless

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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Super-slowness

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The ability to be raped.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!