The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to live.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!