The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The ability to clean

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!