The power to never end your .

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to look like yourself

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power to breathe

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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spontaneous ejaculation

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Having the power to stand still

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!