- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

the power to be powerless

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to see even though you can already see.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

The power to poo in the toilet

The power to read autistic people's minds

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

Pointless Super Powers