The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!