- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

the power to be wrong

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to have night vision during the day.

32% Levitation.

The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

Pointless Super Powers