The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to Google "Google".

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!