The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to jump faster.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to die at will.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the powre to spel

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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the power... to read this

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!