The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Grass eating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!