The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to die at will

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!