Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to be a gamer

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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Acid pee

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to predict the present

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!