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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.
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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.
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the power to fail at everything you
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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun
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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.
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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]
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The power to communicate with earthworms.
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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...
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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power
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The power to communicate with applesauce.
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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.
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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.
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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.
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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.
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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.
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The power to read minds, but only your own.
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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.
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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.
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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.
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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.
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The power to see even though you can already see.
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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.
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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!