The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to lick your elbow.

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

The ability to grow a third nostril.

The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to invent things that have already been invented.

The power to transform into baby food.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to be powerless

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

the power to fail at everything you

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!