The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to see the present.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!