The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!