The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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the powre to spel

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to die

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the ability to command watermelons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!