The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!