The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be powerless

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The power to divide by zero

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the power to fail at everything you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!