- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit brix, No wait.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

the power to instantly die

The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to create powers

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

Third armpit.

The power to have a power thats a power

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

Pointless Super Powers