- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon earthworms

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

The power to turn into birdseed

The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The ability to levitate birds

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The power to have hindsight.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The power to stand still for five hours

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

Pointless Super Powers