The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to levitate birds

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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Grass eating

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to jump faster.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!