The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to poop without wiping

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!