The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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the power to like charlie

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to lock open doors

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!