The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to do one push-up

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the ability to look into your brain

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to not finish your

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!