The ability to pull open push only doors

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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cry acid tears

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!